Okay. You're out in the middle of nowhere when suddenly, a strikingly beautiful blonde superheroine descends out of nowhere before you. Looking you over, she smiles in a way that you just can't misunderstand. She runs her hands over her body and says.......WHAT THE HECK IS SHE SAYING??!!?!?! That's no time not to speak Velorian!
Well, we at Infinity Bridge have taken it upon ourselves to see to it that you never have to struggle when communicating with outworld superheroines again. Welcome to Conversational Velorian! The only place on this planet where you can find just the right words to say to keep that close encounter a close encounter.
The Velorian language project was done by MAC, Sam, Craig, and our Velorian voice, Tracy. Consider this a living document. More words and phrases will be added from time to time as we decipher more and more of this elegant, yet difficult language.
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Please email comments and suggestions to MAC. They're always welcome!
Conversational Velorian, Copyright 1998, Infinity Bridge, All rights reserved.
(Conversational Velorian materials are strictly for Mature Readers over 18 years of age!)
The Fine Print
IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY EXPLICITLY SEXUAL OR VIOLENT MATERIAL, ARE UNDER THE AGE OF MAJORITY IN YOUR STATE, PROVINCE OR COUNTRY, OR IF EROTIC MATERIAL IS PROHIBITED BY YOUR LOCAL LAWS, DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER!
The sexual acts and occasional violence described in these stories are only fantasies and would be impossible for real living people to perform! These stories are strictly for the private non-commercial enjoyment of the authors and of those who share an interest in this genre.
While the names of some of the characters in these stories may be similar to ones used by mainstream comics publishers, the actual characters described diverge significantly from any characters of the same names depicted by any other publisher or author. Their powers, their origins and the explicitly erotic nature of their actions are all unique to these stories. Any resemblance between any character in these stories and real people is also unintentional. This story is a work of fan-fiction if it involves trademarked names from other publishers and is otherwise an original work by the author(s) denoted below.
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This story is strictly for us 'grups', for those of us who remember the comic books and their limitations and who dare to go where the comics could not go. And for those of us who still have a fertile imagination, a love of fantasy, a sense of wonder and an appreciation for All The Myriad Ways...
And, most importantly, despite the comic book theme of these stories, they contain erotic material that makes them COMPLETELY UNSUITABLE for younger readers.
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